I couldn’t stop smiling.
oh fuck das smooth as fuck
I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they say
If they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”
But then if they say I really don’t then this…
that’s great and all but I’m pretty sure that’s Ted Bundy
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.